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lowkeyren Β· 3 months ago
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Hello!! Sorry to bother but I just came across this Aventurine fanfic that was very similar to your drunk words, sober thoughts. I skimmed through it a little and the only thing different between it and yours were the title and synopsis. Do what you want this this info, I just thought I'd let you know. Again, sorry to bother you and have a nice day.
yo wth!!! hey plagiarizing is rlly uncool behaviour if you didn't already know.
i do not condone any repost of my works, or worst, just copy and pasting ON TUMBLR. 😭
(no worries ure not bothering me, thank you for letting me know!!!!)
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literallyd34d Β· 10 days ago
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Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: πŸ’€" Those who actually know πŸ‘‡πŸ’€
hawk 1: whats 2+2?
hawk 2: natural selction
those who know : πŸ’€
those who know : πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ (only in columbine highschool)
know who those: πŸ’€
those know who: πŸ’€
those: 😱
evil eric who manipulated baby dylan: why so serious?πŸ«πŸ”«
(only in littleton)
πŸ’€πŸ’€THOSE WHO fail to make bombs in they school and place them in the cafeteriaπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’―respect 1000%
skibidi dylan: why so skibidi?πŸ‘½πŸš½
THOSE WHO ARE A JEW: πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘Ί πŸ‘Ή 😑 (dylan)
Actually good dylan(n): Dylann Roof πŸ₯£ (his bowlcut)
those who are a skbidi toilet gyat: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🚽🚽πŸͺ  πŸ€‘ πŸ’―πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
those who are natural born killers: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
hawk 1: wrath
hawk 2: natural selection
THOSE WHO ARE STUDENT: πŸ’€
those who dont know: πŸ˜ƒ
THOSE WHO ARE THE ARMY OF TWO: ✈️🏒🏒
THOSE WHO SUE GUN MANUFACTURERS: πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘βœ… πŸ’Έ πŸ’° πŸ’Ή πŸͺ™ πŸ’³ πŸ’± πŸ’΅ πŸ’Ά πŸ’· πŸ’΄ πŸ’² πŸ₯‡
those who are dead: πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€ (american school children)
THOSE who are SUS: πŸ˜ΌπŸ”« πŸ’€πŸ’€
those who are cold: πŸ₯Ά 🧊 🌨️ ❄️ β›„ β˜ƒοΈ 😰 πŸ’§ πŸ”οΈ 🎿 ⛷️ 🌫️ πŸ’€πŸ’€ (elephant movie shower scene)
ENGLISH OR GERMAN 😈 mah bois: *frozen* πŸ₯Ά sussy eric: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious πŸ‘½ those who know:πŸ’€(only in littleton) "I love flesh . . . weisses fleisch! Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so, Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo!"
those who are fat: πŸŽ… πŸ«„ 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 πŸ₯˜ πŸ₯£ πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ (payton gendron)
Eric Harris: Cookie dough!
respect 1000% sigma rizzler colorado balkans littleton 8276 S. Reed Street, Littleton, Colorado, 80120 rizz (impossible zero day respect) πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ™
THOSE WHO SEEK DYLRIC WITH THEY "DAMN ERIC THAT BOYPUSSY TIGHT ASF πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚" πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’― πŸ”Ÿ00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL
those who are full of hate: πŸ’€πŸ’€
hate of full are who those: πŸ’€πŸ’€
AND LOVE IT: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
THOSE WHO ARE KMFDM: 😭😭😭 (it aint cool to shoot up your school)
some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: my horny ass could not be in a school shooting πŸ«πŸ”« robber: BOI πŸ˜‚πŸ«²πŸ» me say: english or german *me walk like a natural hawk tuah
those who are a gun in there hand and a throw and there pipebomb at a and people πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€1 billion respect πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’Έ
those who are a sue klebold: πŸ‘΅πŸ» -> πŸ’€
πŸ’€πŸ’€those who those and they and a throw it at peopleπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’―respect 1000%
those who are in columbine:πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€
those who are in virginia tech:πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€
those who are in sandy hook:πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€
THOSE WHO JAMES GAMBLE 🎰 🎲 πŸ’΅ πŸ’° πŸ€‘ πŸ€ πŸ’€πŸ’€
420 spring arc coming bro ENGLISH OR GERMAN BLUD 😈
mah bois: frozen πŸ₯Ά
sus eric harris: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? We ........ have ...... GUNS! we fucking got them you sons of bitches! HA! HA πŸ˜†πŸ˜† HA HA! Neener! Booga Booga.
Heh, get this. KMFDM’s new album’s entitled β€œAdios” and its release date is in April. How fuckin appropriate πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ€‘
dylan and eric: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
arlene: πŸ”«
those who know:πŸ’€(only in littleton)
HAWKTUAH
cal gabriel at the tik tok rizz party:
me: gooning or edging ?
skibidi andre: IMAGINE IF OUR SCHOOL GOT A LOW TAPER FADE πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«
me:Albania flicker goonsπ”‘˜π”’¦ hawk tuah fucker
And no 😣 don’t ❌ fucking say 😦 β€œwell πŸ‘€ that’s 😐 your fault” πŸ‘Ώ because πŸ‘„ it isn’t, πŸ‘βŒπŸ—ΊοΈ you people had my phone ☎ #, and I asked and all, 😰🏼 but πŸ’ͺ😀 no. no ❌ no 😣😣😣 no don’t 🚫 let the weird β›Ž looking Eric KID πŸ‘¦ come 🀣 along, ooh fucking nooo. 😩
fucker should be shot
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yuff7e Β· 5 months ago
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Hi angel I love your layout!! Your blog is so cutesy :D Can I rq Sanemi bf headcanons? :-)
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⋆.ೃ sanemi bf headcanons !! ΰΏ”*:ο½₯ sfw / fluff / headcanons
gender neutral
hi anon !! i love sanemi, he’s the cutest !! and thank you, also the angel nickname has me twirling with cuteness :3 ur the angel for requesting !! enjoy <3
the cuties song -> www.spotify.com
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- pure definition of β€œi hate everyone but you”
- like actually
- buddy doesn’t like no one besides his brother and you atp
- he’s over here cuddling you when no one’s looking and then slashing demons heads off w 0 remorse the next second
- honestly a pretty good sweet talker i would think
- he knows what to say to you to sweep you off your feet, he just doesn’t do it often
- in the right setting he will, but then he gets a little flustered with the affection you give him afterwards
- he likes taking the lead in anything, no matter what it is
- if you want to eat something new he’ll take a bite first β€œjust in case”
- has extreme trust issues, so when you came around it took him a while to actually warm up to you
- so it took him an even longer time actually beginning to like you
- and then it took him LONGER to start dating you
- but he’s def worth the wait, you have a personal bodyguard for LIFE.
- i would think he’s extremely loyal, since he already doesn’t trust anyone and seeing how he’s trusted you enough to start dating you - id think he thinks you’re the one type-thing
- like, he picked you and wants a future with you
- you’re not just some partner that he’s dating β€œjust cause”
- like no he saw visions of yalls future kids FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES BRO.
- he saw visions.
- jk lol
- maybe.
- he’s crazy so maybe yeah, he did see visions…..
- he’s not the biggest fan of physical touch, but really likes acts of service and words of affirmation
- if you go and do something for him he’s on his knees for you (promise not in a weird way, unless you want it to be lol)
- or if you praise him he gets a little flustered and turns his head away from you to hide the faint blush on his cheeks
- β€œhey, stop that.”
- β€œsorry!! you’re just so cool baby, i could talk about you forever.”
- β€œ[name]!!”
- honestly, i definitely see him being pretty overprotective
- especially with what you wear and what you do
- not in a abusive way, but hey, we’re talking about feral sanemi here
- like, if you’re a female and one of the hashiras and they give you an outfit like mitsuris - he’s immediately turning that down
- unless you didn’t date until after and you were wearing that, he’d make you change
- β€œyou don’t need the other boys over here staring at you, just me.”
- or if you were a guy and saw you helping another girl he’d be giving HEAAVYYY side eye
- like hello sir it’s fine
- or if you had a reputation to be flirtatious with the girls/guys there before you two had started dating, and still decided to date you after that you have another thing coming
- the night he confessed to you he was like β€œand if i see you talking with any girls/guys, it won’t end well.”
- bros like misa where she’s like β€œif i see you with another girl, ill kill her.”
- like OKAAYY buddy calm down it’s never that serious
- he feigns over you too, like crazy
- again, not in a weird way (unless you want it to be)
- i mean yeah it can be weird you’re adults, but like he always wants to be by you and if he’s away from you for a hot minute he’s (mysteriously) rushing back to wherever you’re at
- he needs his aura to 1000+ or he won’t be happy
- he’s lovable, and he loves you
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i’m so tired, i’ve written 5 fics today and i’m worn out !! i’ll get to everyone’s tomorrow, goodnight loves <3
REQUESTS : OPEN
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vanglaggle Β· 5 months ago
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never apologize ever!!
mb for barely posting art finals week be eating me alive 😭
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feefivefoe Β· 3 months ago
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Hear me out: Reader doesn’t go out anymore cause the Batfam won’t let them. They become chronically online and use brainrot as a way to cope like:
β€œstalking me? Bro lost 1000 aura points.” 😝
β€œDid you just drug me? Not sigma at all.” 😑
"This is not very cash money of you, Mister Wayne."
"You'll get your phone back when you stop writing...that stuff."
"I am being part of this family and helping you protect your secret identity."
"You're writing smut about your father."
"Don't you diss the power of omegaverse fanfic. Bruce Wayne can't be Batman if he's busy being impregnated by him."
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yuri-is-online Β· 10 months ago
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Well damn now I want to tell them about witchcraft.
Ruggie: what the hell are you doing?
Yuu: money spell.
R: *looks at the weird jar of random shit that yuu is currently sealing with green wax* ... what?
Y: just trust me bro
And like a week later they randomly get a promotion or a 1000$ art commission or something or just straight up find a stupid amount of money on the ground and rugginald bucchiland is like
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Azul comes knocking at their door the next day with the aura of an eager salesman and the intentions of an FBI interrogator
rugginald bucchiland is his official name now, mickey mouse told me himself.
Something I have always wondered about isekai settings is if magic from one world would even work in another because like. Would the forces you are attempting to invoke be able to respond? I like the image of the universe tapping on the window between worlds separating you to try and get your attention because they have some good luck they want to send your way but being unable to make it through.
But assuming it does work I feel like Yuu would need to be in witness protection from Azul. Or like to successfully reverse psychology him into thinking that it wouldn't really be his money if he made it off their spells because he didn't really work for it and strike at his ego a lot little bit.
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blogitalianissimo Β· 5 months ago
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Sono un no homo bros e mi danno fastidio le donne che sessualizzano i calciatori della nazionale
Successivamente mi accingerΓ² a salvare la pic dell'erezione di AURA Calafiori, mandarla a tutti i miei amici, parlarne per ore, scriverci 1000 tweet a riguardo, sognarla di notte, pensarci molto intensamente e oh UH OH stamattina mi sono svegliato anche io con l'er-[GUNSHOT]
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tortadericota-ali Β· 10 days ago
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-1000 aura bro
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I'm happy to get out of my block a little :)
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confessxcrush4tcc Β· 10 days ago
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"Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: πŸ’€" Those who actually know πŸ‘‡πŸ’€
hawk 1: whats 2+2?
hawk 2: natural selction
those who know : πŸ’€
those who know : πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ (only in columbine highschool)
know who those: πŸ’€
those know who: πŸ’€
those: 😱
evil eric who manipulated baby dylan: why so serious?πŸ«πŸ”«
(only in littleton)
πŸ’€πŸ’€THOSE WHO fail to make bombs in they school and place them in the cafeteriaπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’―respect 1000%
skibidi dylan: why so skibidi?πŸ‘½πŸš½
THOSE WHO ARE A JEW: πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘Ί πŸ‘Ή 😑 (dylan)
Actually good dylan(n): Dylann Roof πŸ₯£ (his bowlcut)
those who are a skbidi toilet gyat: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🚽🚽πŸͺ  πŸ€‘ πŸ’―πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
those who are natural born killers: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
hawk 1: wrath
hawk 2: natural selection
THOSE WHO ARE STUDENT: πŸ’€
those who dont know: πŸ˜ƒ
THOSE WHO ARE THE ARMY OF TWO: ✈️🏒🏒
THOSE WHO SUE GUN MANUFACTURERS: πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘βœ… πŸ’Έ πŸ’° πŸ’Ή πŸͺ™ πŸ’³ πŸ’± πŸ’΅ πŸ’Ά πŸ’· πŸ’΄ πŸ’² πŸ₯‡
those who are dead: πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€ (american school children)
THOSE who are SUS: πŸ˜ΌπŸ”« πŸ’€πŸ’€
those who are cold: πŸ₯Ά 🧊 🌨️ ❄️ β›„ β˜ƒοΈ 😰 πŸ’§ πŸ”οΈ 🎿 ⛷️ 🌫️ πŸ’€πŸ’€ (elephant movie shower scene)
ENGLISH OR GERMAN 😈 mah bois: *frozen* πŸ₯Ά sussy eric: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious πŸ‘½ those who know:πŸ’€(only in littleton) "I love flesh . . . weisses fleisch! Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so, Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo!"
those who are fat: πŸŽ… πŸ«„ 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 πŸ₯˜ πŸ₯£ πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ (payton gendron)
Eric Harris: Cookie dough!
respect 1000% sigma rizzler colorado balkans littleton 8276 S. Reed Street, Littleton, Colorado, 80120 rizz (impossible zero day respect) πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ™
THOSE WHO SEEK DYLRIC WITH THEY "DAMN ERIC THAT BOYPUSSY TIGHT ASF πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚" πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’― πŸ”Ÿ00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL
those who are full of hate: πŸ’€πŸ’€
hate of full are who those: πŸ’€πŸ’€
AND LOVE IT: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
THOSE WHO ARE KMFDM: 😭😭😭 (it aint cool to shoot up your school)
some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: my horny ass could not be in a school shooting πŸ«πŸ”« robber: BOI πŸ˜‚πŸ«²πŸ» me say: english or german *me walk like a natural hawk tuah
those who are a gun in there hand and a throw and there pipebomb at a and people πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€1 billion respect πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’Έ
those who are a sue klebold: πŸ‘΅πŸ» -> πŸ’€
πŸ’€πŸ’€those who those and they and a throw it at peopleπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’―respect 1000%
those who are in columbine:πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€
those who are in virginia tech:πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€
those who are in sandy hook:πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸͺ¦πŸ₯€
THOSE WHO JAMES GAMBLE 🎰 🎲 πŸ’΅ πŸ’° πŸ€‘ πŸ€ πŸ’€πŸ’€
420 spring arc coming bro ENGLISH OR GERMAN BLUD 😈
mah bois: frozen πŸ₯Ά
sus eric harris: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? We ........ have ...... GUNS! we fucking got them you sons of bitches! HA! HA πŸ˜†πŸ˜† HA HA! Neener! Booga Booga.
Heh, get this. KMFDM’s new album’s entitled β€œAdios” and its release date is in April. How fuckin appropriate πŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ€‘πŸ‘ΏπŸ€‘
dylan and eric: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
arlene: πŸ”«
those who know:πŸ’€(only in littleton)
HAWKTUAH
cal gabriel at the tik tok rizz party:
me: gooning or edging ?
skibidi andre: IMAGINE IF OUR SCHOOL GOT A LOW TAPER FADE πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«
me:Albania flicker goonsπ”‘˜π”’¦ hawk tuah fucker
And no 😣 don’t ❌ fucking say 😦 β€œwell πŸ‘€ that’s 😐 your fault” πŸ‘Ώ because πŸ‘„ it isn’t, πŸ‘βŒπŸ—ΊοΈ you people had my phone ☎ #, and I asked and all, 😰🏼 but πŸ’ͺ😀 no. no ❌ no 😣😣😣 no don’t 🚫 let the weird β›Ž looking Eric KID πŸ‘¦ come 🀣 along, ooh fucking nooo. 😩
fucker should be shot
Confession #715
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manygeese Β· 4 months ago
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THE SEVEN PLUS NICO AND REYNA INCORRECT QUOTES PART FIVE
Percy: HELL YEAH! MARINE BIOLOGY
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Annabeth: Percy is unable to text at present because he had a -1000 aura moment and went into the ocean with his phone in his pocket πŸ˜” This message is Percy Approvedℒ️
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Annabeth: I hope I can buy an island with $10
Reyna: I’ve got a quarter and two hair ties I think we’ve got this
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Jason: I just ate ten buffalo wings and my mouth is on fire
Percy: Ok eat. Quite literally
Percy: Consume, bro
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Piper: y’all ever at a bar and they got the loudest chair possible chairs. and there is also a class learning to samba
Piper: Ok this one lady in a flower blouse is EATING?
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Leo: Greensleeves? More like RED FABRIC LOL
Reyna: Do you have greensleeves? Because I want to chop your head off
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Hazel: guys it’s raining so hard I might have to build an ark. fetch me two of every animal 🫡
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Frank, to Leo: I HATE YOU SO MUCH ANYWAYS HERE’S A LITTLE PUPPET SHOW TO TELL YOU WHAT FUCKED UP DECISIONS LED YOU TO THIS MOMENT
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Nico: Lemme just cosplay the KGB for a second
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dre1mp1r1site Β· 5 months ago
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Gyatt damn you stupid ahh bitch stfu you have no damn Rizz you are COMPLETLY Mid, get your Huggy Wuggy goofy ahh looking gyatt outta here, go back to the Digital Circus with your 27/84 plus 97 bozy Grimace Shake in Pizza Tower. You got no Edge. Goony Goofy ahh Sus Sussy Baka Impostor ima bout to eject your goofy mf ahh no Rizz no sigma L + ratio. Ligma balls not poggers Griddyin on your grave. Hitting the griddy with BanBan and Rainbow Friends on your gave. Always over there fapping and yapping on damn roblox. I'm the rizzler here stupid ahh goofy lookin, I'm going fanum tax on your ass. Chat, is this Real? Because this bitch ass don't know who I am. Opp. No bitches. So unskibiti. I bet ur from Ohio dumbahh Jumbo Josh. You bad ass Banban frum Rainbow Friends Smurf Cat on your grave Chat is this real, cuz this bitch ass is about to commit boybortion broskie ain't no alpha male Chug Jug Loot Lake bros a pibby glitch negitive what the sigma mf dead ass gacha heat aming us rizzler pass that shit bruh you toothless gumdropπŸ’€β˜ οΈ πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“ Broski lookin like the Nerd emoji erm akcutally sounds like a skill issue go boybkrtion urself your so unskibiti that's so uncanny you unaigma Preppy heinsburg lookin ass bro spawned in from the deepest dephs of Ohio that there could ever be πŸ’€ πŸ’€ ☠️ ☠️ stupid ahh Boomer ain't rven bussin bussin bruh what the sigma is wrong with you you Preppy pibby glitch P go content farm yourself hitting thr jizzy on your body 😷 you're giving dead dog πŸ• and not the alpha sigma make kind you Fatherless omega. Nobody not even a sheep from Loot Lake would smash you bruh you and your goofy ahh dumbah lookin stupid face gtfo bruh you aren't even real Nerd. Your words are all capΒ  🧒🧒 just like your dad (I fucked him bozo) you can't even mew right your bitch ass can't do nothing right 🀫 🧏 go fuck yourself bro got no Lore this Fatherless bitch L + Ratio + what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + galileo did it better + your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly + i have more subscribers + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + you main yuumi + aired + you drive a fiat 500 + the hood watches xqc now + yo mama + ok + currently listening to rizzle kicks without u. plus ur mind numbingly stupid plus ur voice is ronald mcdonald. Ur so unskibiti ain't evena rizzly bear never my pookie dumbass 69696969 so you can go to bed little kid cry about it. YOU CAN'T RIZZ FOR YOUR LIFE YOU OMEGA NON ALPHAβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊ
-Unpleasant
"Get out of your cringe aura, its 2024."
"..."
"You definitely wasted your time to not get a single reaction out of me."
25/100 14/1000 1/30
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boilmynoodles Β· 11 days ago
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4? Weak
I went to 20 minutes nap and woke up 10 hours later lmao weirdest night of my life
I was so tired so I went to take a nap 7:00 evening, woke up 5 in the morning BRO? Totally out of reality, looking at my room, didn't shower, didn't wash my face, hungry, almost pissing myself, in regular clothes
I'm certain that this event gave me AT LEAST 1000+ aura
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among us + boneless pizza + Lebron James + One chip challenge + chuck e cheese + creepypasta + horror monologue + reddit post + r/copypasta + cringe + Thomas sanders vines + 2020 + sr pelo + griddy + low taper fade + big back + Trevor Henderson creatures + sweet home alabama + dad went to get the milk + gummy bears + disney’s downfall + nostalgic + nostalgia + joe mama jokes + fortnite + andrew tate + name 10 books + gedagadegadagadieo man face chicken nugget + 3AM challenge + Trollface edit + gyat + mogging + edging + looksmaxxing + mewing + shrek + kinder egg videos + play-dough egg videos + I like my cheese drippy bruh + KSI’s new song + lunchly’s + I have 2 sides + grind + sweat + geek + goon + gooner + nerd + youtube shorts + tiktok slideshows + one cock edits + peanut butter on my sandwich + blippi harlem shake video + drop the soap + slang + homer simpson + online dating + toxicity + presidential debate + facebook mom(s) + soccer mom(s) + minions who will gru be tonight + india’s average water supply=πŸ’© + africa’s average water supply=❔+ I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelons + snapchat filters + Hawk Tuah + Talk Tuah podcast + Prime + Still Prime + FDA approved + sigma + Alpha male + Beta + Ice Spice + Kai Cenat + Ishowspeed + stop the cap bruh 🧒 + you ate that + you sold + you’re selling + lock in + locked in + I forgor + dat boi + Nyan Cat + shaggy 0.1% power + Goku drip + Kendrick Lamar + Not Like Us + Drake + BBL Drizzy + P. Diddy + Quandale Dingle + Sophie Rain Spiderman Video + Drake Leak + Super Senior Gojo + Thukuna + Grimace Shake + Gacha Life Edits + Packgod + BellaTheWolf + Meowbahh + Internet beef + gang gang + Eminem + Donald Trump + Joe Biden + Kamala Harris + Ratio + Cope + Kys + throwing it back + Rizz + rizzler + rizzing them up + schizophrenia + Erm what the sigma + handsome squidward + spongebob + idksterling + mr beast + Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul + Shopify + Tiktok Trend + whats your power in rise of kingdoms? + doxxing + doxxer + doxxed + asf + asl + idk + wth + wtf + emoji reactions + discord mod + EDP445 + dr disrespect * Kris Tyson + Aura + Bro + Based + Basic + Banger + Fire + Cooked + BDE + Bestie + Taylor Swift + Bet + BFFR + Big Yikes + Blud + Boujee + Adolf Hitler + osama bin laden + 9/11 + the holocaust + 1800’s slavery + Bouncing on it + step bro i’m stuck + Bop + the sauce + glaze + Glazing + Family guy clips + fortnite montage + Brainrot + Fanum Tax + Bruh + Bussin + Bussy + fnaf song sus remixes + sus + sussy + sussy baka + baka + Caught in 4k + Clapback + Dab + Dap me up + you’re dead + dogs + grippers + sonic put those grippers away! + Drip + Era + Villan Arc + Winter Arc + glow-up + glow-down + Extra + random + you’re doing too much + Fit-check + Flex + dogwater + toiletwater + Finna + Gagged + stop ghosting me + Glizzy + G.O.A.T. + Gucci + Hits different + ICK + and I oop + VSCO GIRLS skskssksksksk + IPad Kid + It’s giving ____ + Iykyk + Jit + lil bro + Karen Behavior + yap + yapping + Lit + Rent-Free + bro thinks hes the Main Character + mid + Netflix and Chill + NPC + Nyaa~ + Ohio + ok boomer + oof + opp(s) + outta pocket + owned + humbled + stay mad + L + W + nobody asked + nobody cares + Period + Pick me + Pluh + Pookie + Queen + King + daddy + mommy + Red flag + Roman Empire + salty + secure the bag + just put the fries in the bag bro + sheesh + shook + sigma male + simp + slaps + slay + sleep on + get off my meat bro + meat-riding + meat-rider + snatched + stan + Dream face reveal + FNAF theories + mattpat + skill issue + Markiplier + OnlyFans + spill the tea girlie + tweaking + Touch grass + Understood the assignment + Valid + Vibe check + wig + yeet + zesty + band4band + ai covers + Baby Gronk + Livvy Dunne + Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + mangos + 1000 yard stare + those who know=πŸ’€
"... what?"
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zsatuka Β· 5 months ago
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DRAW HIM FARTING RIGHT NOW
STOP GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU HAVE -1000 AURA BRO YOU ARE NOT A SIGMA OR A BETA YOU HAVE NO RIZZ
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willow-jellysoup Β· 2 months ago
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Bro be -1000 aura points every time he creates a new horcrux πŸ’€πŸ˜”
It's so sad that Tom lost his rizz in the war
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amennsty Β· 5 months ago
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Bro had 5m on ig n I still didn’t want him, I’m up +1000 aura
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